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Bring Out Your Dead [08 Dec 2007|10:23am]
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Closing Time at the Salon [02 Dec 2007|12:56am]
The salon and spa where Star worked was a small, chic affair with rose-colored walls and tile floors. It had been designed with the same philosophy that Star’s mother applied to boutique shopping. The smaller and more spare, the better the quality of clothes, even if there were only twenty outfits on display. A discount store with racks and racks of clearance items was the fashion kiss of death.

So the salon had only about two thousand square feet to its name, including the offices, but it was nicely appointed, even if the over-the-top color scheme was nauseating.

It closed just after 9p.m. Star had received her own set of keys. It wasn’t a sign of her value, so much as a sign of her convenience. It meant that Star had the privilege of staying late to sweep up the day’s messes, turn down the lights, and lock the doors. These things she did in a hurry, because she liked to take advantage of the chance to give herself facials with top-of-the-line masks and creams. She used the sample tubes. That way, her boss wouldn’t notice any loss of products.

Star justified this to herself easily. If she used the products, she was in a better position to recommend them to other people.

Freshly exfoliated and nearly done for the night, she dragged the broom across the floor. Every once in a while, a gang of motorcycles roared by. They were in town for Bikefest. The wiccan figured she’d have known about it in advance, if she was still in the entertainment business. The biker crowd didn’t really go in for facials though, however ill-advised that might be.

The sound of a door opening would almost certainly mean another customer. This one, however, would have to be refused service. It was particularly late and the only employee there was suffering the inevitable combination of boredom and tiredness. The woman was as black in her choice of clothing as she was in hair. Nobody had a need to wear sunglasses at night, either. Not unless they were suffering from some sort of medical complaint of a fashion faux pas.

One probably being as bad as the other, in the grand scheme of things.

"Um, hi... I believe I've got a waxing appointment involving a gold bikini?"

The brunette removed her glasses and smiled a friendly smile.

"Hey," Victoria greeted. "Got time for a fellow down-and-outer...?"

“Vicky!”

Exciteable Reunion )

A Future in Films )


[Thread: Open to Star and Victoria}
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Delivered to Her Hotel [28 Nov 2007|06:22pm]
Dear Victoria,

Please insert an image of me crawling around on hands and knees, begging for your forgiveness. If it helps, I could wear a gold bikini.

What sparked this most recent bout of melodramatic show-boating?

Your club got thrashed and I didn’t call!

You know that I can relate on this topic!

Here’s hoping the undead have more creative ways of making money that working in a spa called Rouge., post riches. If you ever need your legs waxed, you know where to find me.

Wait. Do vampires have to shave?

If not, sign me up!

Love,

STAR

PS- What's new?
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Flowers and a Note for Leah [20 Nov 2007|06:58pm]
“Dear Roomie,

Some love-struck kid put these outside the door and rang the bell. Then he ran. All I saw was a blue baseball cat and the sagging ass of his jeans. You cradle-snatching these days?

Dude, I’m employed now. PLEASE let me take you out. I promise there are hot men out there above the age of 15!!!!

-STAR”
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It Only Hurts a Little [15 Nov 2007|08:53pm]
Dear Vivian,

I landed a job at an upscale spa called Rouge. That’s right. Red and heavy on the period.

The owner refers to herself as Margaux. She’s fat and white and overly moisturized, and for those reasons, she reminds me of warm dough. She also has a fake French accent. I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling. I snatched her wallet and checked out her real name. Marge Bloomberg.

Of course I’m not that qualified. Usually I’m the one going to the spa. But good old warm-dough Margaux took me under her wing. I have the dubious joy of sweeping up hair, handing out bottles of Evian, taking reservations from rich bitches on the telephone, and waxing people’s pubes.

Sigh.

I miss being nouveau riche.

On the upside, ripping epidermis off is surprisingly good stress relief.

STAR

PS- Would you like a warm towel?
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Halloween Thread: Skydiving [01 Nov 2007|09:44pm]
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A Dream Within a Dream [23 Oct 2007|06:26pm]
Dear Vivian,

Sometimes in life, no matter how much it may kill to admit it, a girl needs the wise words of a Matriarch to solve an unpleasant conundrum. Resolution would come a fuck of a lot faster if that girl picked up a cell and dialed instead of sending an email, but pride goes before a fall. Or so I’m told. I don’t remember the last time I fell down, and it‘s highly unlikely I’d admit it anyway.

I’ll go ahead and ask and hopefully you can shed some light on the subject.

Last night I was taking a shower. In the middle of shampoo, rinse, repeat, I got a funky-dizzy-wasted feeling. I shut my eyes, lest some John Frieda get in, and then it got weird. I swear to god I had a full-fledged set of separate life memories plugged into my brain while I stood there. My name was Stella Thompson. I was a movie star (note: these were shitty, B-grade movies) and my ‘life’ as Star Tomlin was part of a serial supernatural drama I also starred in. Everybody I ever knew was a character in said show, and I had this whole other list of acquaintances for real-life family and friends. You were just some mysterious mother-figure that only existed in my letters home, and I even had a perfume line. Worst of all, there was Scientology.

After an unknown amount of time passage, the feeling went away. Only I was no longer in the shower. I won’t get into details of what exactly I was doing. Suffice it to say, it was tawdry enough to suit my fake life as a Lifetime TV Network celebutante.

So here’s my question. Does this sound like an acid flashback to you?

Maybe I’ve just gone delusional. I wanted to ask my roommate Leah her take on it, but she wasn’t around when I got back to the apartment. There was nothing weird on TV. I even read a newspaper (you know, through the glass on front of the newsstand). Nada.

What the fuck?

Maybe this is stress-related insanity, but I would swear on a Bible I went to a fan convention a few days ago, if that made any sense and if Bibles were religiously significant to me.

In other news, when I got back and checked the voicemail, I had a call from brothers-in-law Nobody, No Scruples, and No Ass. The case against me (RE: nightclub destruction) is being dropped. LACK OF EVIDENCE! Which is what I’ve been screaming all along. Since random building disintegration isn’t covered under the insurance policy, I lost a shit-load of cash anyway, and I have to pay off some employees who were out of work or hospitalized. Once it’s all said in done, I’ll stroll away from this rich, privileged chapter of my life with a whopping...

Are you ready for this...?

$24,617.08

You heard me. Riches to rags in how many months? It doesn’t sound so bad until you realize I lost my penthouse, my business, my furniture, my clothes, and everything else except my goddamn car.

Surprisingly the media is NOWHERE IN SIGHT to report on the news that I’m INNOCENT.

It figures. Then again I wouldn’t tune in to that either, as a tabloid fan. No one cares you’re innocent unless you’re O.J.

Get back to me on the acid flashback.

-STAR
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[15 Oct 2007|11:50am]
The Birthright Crew (Convention Panel Thread)

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Hollywood's Promising 30 Under 30 [14 Oct 2007|09:03pm]
“Number 29: Stella Thompson

This actress and former model says she always wanted to be a star. Her dream came true when she was cast as the shoe-obsessed Wicca ‘Star Tomlin’ on OZTv’s hit show Birthright.

Stella Thompson grew up in Los Angeles, California. By the age of thirteen, she signed a contract with Elite Model Management. Thompson enjoyed moderate success for six years before her agent encouraged her to try her hand at acting. She auditioned for a role in Leila Davenport’s independent film Butterfly Kisses, portraying a seventeen year old transvestite. The film was a runaway hit, and Thompson won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Break-Through Performance.

But the actress has yet to fully capitalize on her early success. Her follow-up projects include a series of cable and straight-to-dvd films. Last year, Thompson also drew criticism for her participation in an ad campaign for cigarettes. However, she has since made a public announcement on The View that she’s converting to Scientology and has denounced substance abuse, including the use of tobacco products. Thompson has a new perfume line and says she’s refocusing her energy on more positive pursuits.

Number 28 is..."
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Roomies [11 Sep 2007|09:35pm]
Done with a successful shopping trip to acquire the clothes she needed to impersonate a teacher, Leah parked in front of her garage and walked to the front door with a spring in her step.  

The clothes were bland, true, but they were camouflage meant to disguise her true nature and blend in with the other adults.  The goal was to look like an eager young teacher fresh out of college and ready to shape young minds.  

It wasn't far from the truth, really, if a person looked at it from her point of view.  She did want to shape young minds, just not in the way people expected.  If all went according to plan she would end up with a small group of worshippers who would grow up to be movers and shakers in Las Vegas, perhaps further.  

Who knew where the future would lead if everything worked perfectly?

Why does everything suuuuuuck?!”

Star groaned and let her body roll off the couch. She thudded on the floor. A local tabloid’s pages crumpled under her weight. “Fuck fuck fuck,” she whimpered and covered her head with her hands. If the rule of three was true and not just some garbage cooked up by her religion, then Star must’ve done some serious damage in recent years. Absolutely all that could go wrong for her seemed to.

The newest catastro-fuck? A picture of some drag queen with her face superimposed on his body. Headline: ‘Star’s Secret Revealed! Ruined Vegas ‘It’ Girl Comes ‘Out’!’ Whoever the hell Ernesto Tomlin was, he needed not only a serious ass kicking, but a better set of falsies.

“Kill me.” Star banged her forehead on the carpet.

"Now what?" Leah asked rhetorically as she found her roommate prostrate and banging her head on the floor.  

Star had been going through a rough patch lately, Leah knew that.   She felt sympathetic toward her friend which was why the hybrid had offered the spare bedroom to the wiccan, but sometimes Leah felt Star needed a good kick in the ass.

Her life had been turned upside down when she'd agreed to do that job for Simon the year before, but she'd landed on her feet and things had only improved since.  Granted, she'd nearly become a sex slave to a demon lord in an alternate dimension around Thanksgiving, but Leah tried not to think about that particular event. 

The hybrid pulled the aforementioned tabloid out from under her friend and snorted when she saw the picture and caption.  "He needs to get a boob job if he wants to pass for you."

Star flopped on her back. “Oh sure. Don’t even mention his giant bulge.” She snatched the tabloid back for one last look. It was just as horrifying the second time, so it was bound for the waste basket. She aimed, tossed, and missed. “God I can’t wait for this investigation to blow over so they’ll leave me alone and I can buy some shoes.”

She pouted for ten seconds more and then focused on Leah. At that angle, she was practically staring up her roommate’s skirt. “What’re you up to?” Across the room, shopping bags loomed. Star smelled retail items. Eau de Banana Republic.

Shoes and Maintenance Men )


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Pigeon Stools [01 Sep 2007|08:19pm]
Star was ruined.

Sure, the results of the investigation into her club weren’t public yet. Not even the heiress knew what had been determined. But while she and the tabloids waited with baited breath, a bunch of bureaucrats took their sweet time. Tongues wagged, rumors got more and more twisted, and her reputation as a Vegas ‘It Girl’ was down the toilet.

Estella ‘Star’ Tomlin was now a ‘Has Been’.

In the meantime she lived off a meager allowance. After all, her fortune might get sued from underneath her. She joined the ranks of the unemployed. And she shacked up with Leah, trying not to notice that lately the place reeked of sex, and god only knew why. As far as Star knew, no action ever went on there.

But penniless or not, she could still afford a fashion mag and a milkshake. Depression demanded chocolate and brain candy. It was like a rule or something.

In a bad mock-up of a 1950s diner, Star sat on a swivel stool and wiled away the afternoon. Her straw made rude noises. It dripped chocolate on the pages of Vogue. She mopped at the latest splotch with a napkin and balled it up.

"That girl."

In the 1950s and into the decade beyond, many a young woman parked themselves in the soda shops at Hollywood and Vine, drank sodas and pretended to read magazines. Charlie Chaplin's had an office nearby. Will Rogers too. Studios were within walking distance. So it was the hope of every starstruck girl that a movie producer would walk by, glance into the window, be mesmerized by their mere presence, and strike those fabled words.

Whistler far from fit that bill.

If anything, he walked along the less known path that the Los Angeles section was known for: Haunted Hollywood. If he concentrated, he could see not necessarily the ghosts of what came before, but where the living were headed. And as an Agent for the Powers That Be, sometimes he was instructed to do exactly that.

Never was he allowed to examine his own path. That was a bone of contention; if he'd had a heads-up that The Witching Hour was to implode a few months back, he would've socked away more of his paychecks. He would've picked up more double-shifts to line what little of a nest-egg he had. And he sure as hell would've gone in earlier to get the last of the payroll.

Hands stuffed in (non-jean clad) pockets, he scuffed his way through the more brightly-lit areas of Las Vegas, occasionally peeking up to look for 'help wanted' signs. The worn notice at the 50s diner caught his attention. The woman seated with her back to the window. "That girl."

The Reason For Going Inside )
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Empathetic Ears [11 Jul 2007|07:40pm]
The vase of flowers loomed pink and huge on her table.

Otherwise the hotel room was ordinary. Bland watercolors on the walls. Heavy drapes that unleashed dust whenever she slid them on their track. A mysterious stain or two on the carpet. Paisley print on the bedspread. A bolted television. A standing lamp. A desk that promised free internet. That would’ve been helpful, had her laptop not undergone rocky doom.

Star jazzed it up. She hung a few salvaged scarves over the lampshades. She pulled pink and white roses from the vase and thumb-tacked them up on the walls. Maybe they’d dry and be pretty. Not so

Ordinary.

You’re ordinary, now, too.

“Ugh shut up, my stupid head.” Star hammered it with her palm, not for the first time. Vodka in the micro fridge. Little Styrofoam cups for shot glasses. One sitting empty on the nightstand.

She drew up her knees and tucked her feet into the sheets, because it was always damp and cool in that room. At least the promised air conditioning worked. So too did the porno channel, if you didn’t mind the multi-tonal line scrolling down the screen.

Which she didn’t.

Bow-chicka-chicka-boom...reer reer chicka chocka.

She pressed mute and picked up her cell phone. Pink with encrusted cubic zirconium around the front screen. It was tacky as hell and she loved it. She scrolled through the numbers just looking for somebody to talk to. Somebody who wouldn’t worsen her completely agonizing humiliation over the whole debacle.

Wait... Leah!

Leah understood tragedy. A parking garage fell on her car, for sobbing out loud. That was pain.

Star, a little drunk, a little distracted by the pornography channel, pressed ‘send’ and waited for an answer. Her eyes drifted to the vase full of flowers. She’d put them on the bed and roll around in them, if it didn’t remind her of Mary Stuart Masterson.

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Star Tomlin: Tragic Heroine [05 Jul 2007|05:02pm]
Dear Vivian,

People say that when it rains, it pours. I’d like to up the ante. Let’s call this occasion a de-fucking-luge. Roads washing out. Toads falling out of the sky. The whole nine and a half yards. I know you read the tabloids, even the ones out here in what you consider BFE, but I’ll give you the gist on my tabloid life for old time’s sake.

Please hold in the guffaws of laughter at your daughter’s most recent humiliation until she’s done story-telling. If it helps, meditate for uno momento and remember how I’m recently widowed (okay not exactly widowed... what’s the word for when the love of your life so far croaks, but you were just screwing? There’s gotta be one besides ’tragic’.).

I’m going to take it on faith that you’re sympathizing with my plight. Commence guilt if you aren’t.

Alright, here’s the low-down dirty shame. The guy who left me the club was Julian St. Constantinople or whatever. He was a warlock. I didn’t know that when he built the joint, he went halfsies on construction and mojo. Think of it as a 1:1 hammer to wand ratio. The whole club (and my penthouse, may it rest in peace) was held together by spells! The gods only know what other spells he was doing upstairs on his bearskin rugs before he moved out.

But I digress! Since an obnoxiously high number of my spells had been going... let’s say ‘awry’, I figured some of Julian’s magic residue might be left behind. I have a nose for other people’s spells, Mother, and trust you me, Julian was into some skanky-smelling sorcery. Calling it ‘unsavory’ would be generous. So I did a spell that was like spring cleaning.

As a result, my club fell down. With my wardrobe in it! And most of my ‘personal effects’, the remains of which were delivered to me at the freaking Days Inn by the crew that dug it out of the rubble.

Stop the press. Did Star just write Days Inn?

Yes, she did! Do you know why? Because she’s being investigated for INSURANCE FRAUD. They think I tore the Witching Hour down with all my shit in it (including my actual body) for money. Might I mention how absolutely retarded that is, since I’d make more money with the club still running? Hello! Las Vegas’s Top Ten New Nightspots 2010?!?!

So, on top of being HOMELESS and UNEMPLOYED, I’m being investigated for insurance fraud, and they’re considering charging me for, 1) Blowing the place up without a permit (whatever! I dare those pricks to find an explosive on the premises!), and 2) Reckless endangerment.

The only person who got hurt was Shawn, my general manager. Apparently he told his lawyer that I whacked him on the head prior to evacuating, and now he’s trying to sue me. Let the record show that I did NOT hit Shawn; a support pole under the dancing cage nicked his head on its way down. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

So I’m in the Days Inn because I’m probably going to end up poor and imprisoned because some dillweed with a hard-on for cutting corners build his house out of straw and then gave it to me. My accountant and my lawyer advised me to be cheap wherever I can, HENCE the Days Inn, which boasts air conditioning, an outdoor pool, and HBO.

God, why couldn’t I have been taken out by the top shelf liquor when it fell?

Kill me.

-STAR
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Club Implodes! Spectators Watch in Horror! [21 Jun 2007|06:19pm]
Witnesses were stunned early Thursday morning when hot Vegas nightspot The Witching Hour imploded in what’s being touted as the most spectacular display of building demolition since the Stardust resort was taken out in 2007!

The walls came tumbling down at 2:14a.m., mere moments after the club closed its doors to customers. Witness Shelly O’Kelly, a local socialite and long-time owner of Melons, a nearby fruit establishment, described the scene. “It was pandemonium!” she said. “We saw the staff run outside screaming. Then the whole place lit up wicked green and collapsed! I was freaking out. I couldn’t stop jumping up and down!”

No one was seriously injured.

An insider who identified himself only as ‘LuTrell’ told the Beacon that club owner Star Tomlin seemed just as stunned by the demolition as the dozens of people racing from the mangled heap. “That [female canine] was hollerin’ and carryin’ on like everybody else. I don’t think she knew nothing, ‘cept the direction of the emergency exit.“ Photographs taken at the scene revealed Tomlin fleeing from the building with an armload of shoes.

No charges have been filed. But sources say an investigation is underway and that local police haven’t ruled out foul play. A spokesman for the city police, Chief Lou Diggs, said in a Thursday press conference that insurance fraud might’ve been a factor. Diggs also revealed that no city permit had been filed for property demolition. He wouldn’t estimate the cost of damages to the surrounding properties.

Shawn Myers, general manager of The Witching Hour, was taken to a medical facility by ambulance for what paramedics described as a ‘blunt injury to the head’. Before losing consciousness, Myers told the press, “...I told [her]... didn’t know about [the] warlock... [He] had leather pants...leather pants and orange juice...”

Since the incident, Myers has obtained a lawyer and is no longer available for comment.

Witnesses were stunned early Thursday morning when hot Vegas nightspot The Witching Hour imploded in what’s being touted as the most spectacular display of building demolition since the Stardust resort was taken out in 2007!

The walls came tumbling down at 2:14a.m., mere moments after the club closed its doors to customers. Witness Shelly O’Kelly, a local socialite and long-time owner of Melons, a nearby fruit establishment, described the scene. “It was pandemonium!” she said. “We saw the staff run outside screaming. Then the whole place lit up wicked green and collapsed! I was freaking out. I couldn’t stop jumping up and down!”

No one was seriously injured.

An insider who identified himself only as ‘LuTrell’ told the Beacon that club owner Star Tomlin seemed just as stunned by the demolition as the dozens of people racing from the mangled heap. “That [female canine] was hollerin’ and carryin’ on like everybody else. I don’t think she knew nothing, ‘cept the direction of the emergency exit.“ Photographs taken at the scene revealed Tomlin fleeing from the area with an armload of shoes.

No charges have been filed. But sources say an investigation is underway and that local police haven’t ruled out foul play. A spokesman for the city police, Chief Lou Diggs, said in a Thursday press conference that insurance fraud might’ve been a factor. Diggs also revealed that no city permit had been filed for property demolition. He wouldn’t estimate the cost of damages to the surrounding properties.

Shawn Myers, general manager of The Witching Hour, was taken to a medical facility by ambulance for what paramedics described as a ‘blunt injury to the head’. Before losing consciousness, Myers told the press, “...I told [her]... didn’t know about [the] warlock... [He] had leather pants...leather pants and orange juice.”

Since the incident, Myers has obtained a lawyer and is no longer available for comment.

At least one person was glad to see the club's demise. Gladys Perkins, retired homemaker and Sunday pianist for the First Church of the Holiest Redeemer By Far, called the building an 'albatross'. Perkins said, "It was crazies in and crazies out, all the time! A restaurant and a club and a concert hall all in one place, I never heard of such a thing! That occultist [presumably Tomlin] ought to be ashamed!" Tomlin's most recent publicity stunt, 'No Rest for the Wicked', included a Sunday morning brunch making use of performers in drag.

Tomlin was taken in for questioning and released Thursday afternoon.


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Oops [20 Jun 2007|07:50pm]
It was long rumored that construction of The Witching Hour in 2008 went by remarkably fast. True, the handsome sum paid by its former benefactor kept the contractors on site and the power tools running late into the night. Julian St. Constantine had been willing to absorb the exorbitant costs of work done round the clock. So when cracks in the walls and structural settling occurred, it was no real surprise. For one thing, ‘settling’ was a reality of all foundations, and for another, buildings rapidly thrown together were bound to show signs of duress eventually.

Whenever it happened, Star just ordered her general manager to call up the ‘plaster guys’ and the ‘paint dudes’ to tidy up things. So Shawn, who kept a bottle of Excedrine for Migraines in his pocket, got out his palm pilot and started his index finger dialing. Sometimes he didn’t even wait for Star to say something before scheduling the work, because god only knew how long it might take the girl to notice it. Especially after that horrible incident with her last boyfriend.

Tyler. Right, that had been his name.

This all created a situation where Star remained unaware of the severity of her venue’s problems, even while she danced the nights away with newfound detachment. Amongst the zillions of things from which her staff (blessed be) kept her sheltered, there were other things that not even a general manager like Shawn knew. For instance, the heavy role that magic played in the building’s quick assembly. Julian St. Constantine was more than an heir to a fortune; he was a warlock. And he didn’t play by nature’s rules.

Star had sensed that the environment in her apartment wasn’t ideal for her spells. They went horribly awry quite often... More often than her forgetful tendencies would explain. She pulled the usual cleansing tricks. Sage. Clearing a sacred space for rituals. She asked the gods to bless her spell work, so that she wouldn’t accidentally turn everyone into space mutants. But none of it got rid of that ‘funk’ in the air. Stale magic. Little did she know it held her penthouse and club in place like so much glue.

So the spell she did on July 20th, 2011, the spell to nullify other spells?

Probably wasn’t a good idea.
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All the World's a Stage [27 May 2007|05:25pm]
It was a fine afternoon in the city of Sin and Christian had pulled himself out of the depths of his apartment, figuring it was just too good to miss. That and his fridge was mourning the absolute lack of food. He didn't think he could survive on one peanut M&M and a rather out of date pint of milk he'd obviously left out on the side too long.

The streets were busy, practically humming with life, and if you stopped for long enough you could hear everybody's life story in about thirty seconds flat. Not that Christian stopped much, really.

He decided that shopping could be left ‘til later, when the streets had emptied a little more and he didn't have to fight with mothers and children for the sweets in aisle number four. There was something degrading about arguing with a child of five over the last bag of M&Ms.

He found his way to a small cafe that looked crowded inside but spacious outside; why did people bother coming out to enjoy the weather if they didn't actually enjoy it? He ambled in the direction of one of the wooden tables, trailing the tips of his fingers over the rings that indicated the age of the wood that the table had been made of.

Christian settled and picked up a nearby menu, running blue eyes over it and trying to decide from that what he felt like eating. He brushed his thumb and ring over his lower lip before he caught a strand of hair that blew into his eyes, as a slight breeze kicked up over the small railing separating the cafe from the pavement.

"Excuse me," he asked the passing waitress, "What would you recommend to eat?" He gave her his very best smile and she just blushed and leaned in to gesture to something on the menu.

Meanwhile, a few tables away, a lanky blonde waged war with a deck umbrella.

She stood on her chair in hot pants and high heels, a colorful disaster waiting to happen, and fiddled with the underpinnings of the canopy. A rusted bit of metal had jammed the umbrella into ‘open’ position, and damnit, Star wanted the thing gone! There was natural skin bronzing to be had (read: her tanning bed was on the skids), and about a gallon of Sun-In lightening solution in her hair that needed rays to make it into a California-girl masterpiece.

She pounded it repeatedly with her hand. “Fucking...let go!” The pin shot out with a clang and ricocheted off the nearest patio chair. Then the entire mushroom came down with her inside it. Star fought her way out and clambered down from her perch. “Mother of--! Are you kidding me?!”

By the time she sat down, she was out of breath and wondering when her menu blew away.

Christian cocked his head to one side at the blonde's obviously disgruntled sounds and her equally chaotic movements caught his and several other’s attention. He tried very, very hard not to laugh as the umbrella seemed set on giving her a fight and even seemed to gain the upper hand.

His eyes caught the flicker of a menu as it escaped and made a break for it; obviously it had decided that freedom was preferable to servitude. Deciding that the blonde looked like she could do with a break, Christian held onto his menu and picked himself up to wander over.

"You look like you need this more than I do," he murmured softly with a smile that caught on dimples and made his eyes glitter.

Star, who had missed the exchange between waitress and male patron, gave the menu a suspicious look.

Rarely was the waif-like blonde embarrassed. However, she had just been swallowed by an enormous beach umbrella, so this slightly qualified. At times she seemed determined to put on a show, even on a subconscious level, but since this was unintentional, she was doubly determined to act her way through a recovery.

In her manner that was occasionally bald to the point of off-putting, she scrabbled up some pride and asked, “Why? Have you got it memorized?” Then she looked up... up and into a pair of outrageously sparkly eyes. Seriously. It was like finding herself trapped in a commercial where somebody uncorked a bottle of blue champagne and it magically turned into a pair of contact lenses, only this was more realistic and it smelled like cologne.

“Oh for crying out loud.”

And All the Men and Women Merely Players )
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A Needle in a Haystack [19 Mar 2007|10:52pm]
Ha ha. Funny.

You can come out now.

Seriously. I'll stomp my foot and hold my breath until you come out from... under the floorboards or the attic. (Does Fang Noir have an attic?) And given that I don't actually need oxygen, that's a long time.

Dammit missy, I've seen 'Back to the Future' and your stunt isn't original...


Deanna sat in Victoria's office for three days. And waited. And waited. The brunette was not stuck in the past. She wasn't touring Hawaii, as a mortal for fuck's sake, oblivious to the sneak attack curving over the horizon.

Goddamn but '1941' was a turgid film. Not exactly a banner year either.

Mid-evening of Day Four, the redhead accepted the inevitable. As mischievous as her childe was, she would've gotten bored of playing hide-and-seek sooner than this. And hungry.

Victoria called it a time slip. Deanna wondered if it was magic. It was as good a theory as a tear in the sky that tried to eat the world. A hell-spawn dimension just on the other side of a really nasty black cloud. If other worlds existed...

Right. If it was magic then she was out of her league. She needed help.

Help pretended to be oblivious.

The only things acknowledged in the witch’s world were the music throbbing through equipment on an early sound check, the flurry of lights spinning across the empty floor, and the ice cold glass in her hand. Around and around she went, eyes closed but the drink held steady. Star danced because it was her first night back at The Witching Hour, and because it had been a long time since her body did anything other than knot in tension, and because she needed to just relax.

Twenty minutes to opening. Staff went through their final preparations that always were rushed, which she had never noticed before, or perhaps cared about. Their hurry set a butterfly loose in Star’s chest. It was unusual of her to feel anything other than giddy or apathetic or annoyed about a typical night at work-- it depended on her mood swing. But nerves were strangers to her. She felt them now because the act of getting back to routine terrified her. Routine made her expect to see the same faces, and there was at least one she‘d never see again.

Silence erupted between mixes, the disc jockey putting last touches on his set, and Star danced right through the space between.

The space between Deanna's fingers closed as she balled her hand into a fist and pounded on the outer door to The Witching Hour.

Finding Star Tomlin had been an incredible fluke. The vampiress was striding with purpose through the Las Vegas strip, head turning to and fro with each blonde that passed by. A needle in a haystack, but something gave the redhead pause as preternatural ears caught the deep bass reverberating from the club across the street from her. She'd given herself a moment to drink in the atmosphere, before moving on, when she caught the woman's profile through the second floor window.

She slammed her hand against the door again, louder this time.

It opened on a muscled bouncer wearing an annoyed look and a tight t-shirt. There had been general outcry over the uniform when Star took over ownership, but it was not amongst the many changes she made. So what if they looked like gay hairdressers? That little bit of nipple kissing the cold air whenever the door opened and shut? Butter.

“We open in twenty,” he said gruffly. There was a corded piece of equipment running from the bouncer’s ear to mouth.

Upstairs, clueless Star kept spinning across the dance floor. She sipped her drink and watched the light canisters twirl above her.

The redhead sized him up. The bouncer had a good seven or more inches on the redhead (with heels), and probably an extra hundred, hundred and fifty pounds on his frame. His biceps, if he squeezed correctly, could probably crack a walnut. Even his nipples looked like they lifted barbells.

But Deanna had teeth, supernatural strength and speed, a killer smile.

And, metaphorically speaking, big ol' brass balls.

"Good for you," the vampiress offered, patting big, broad and surly on the shoulder. "Good. For. You. Now be a dear and go upstairs and tell Star that Deanna's here, okay?"

The peeved bouncer went nowhere, instead standing tall and broad in front of her with his arms crossed and his feet apart. Actually, he looked like the letter A. He put his earpiece to use and called on the general manager. “Shaun, ask Star if she’s expecting somebody named Deanna.”

Seconds ticked by. A staring contest ensued. The bouncer chewed a piece of gum with a comical degree of stoicism. Eventually a rapping sound joined the thump of bass coming from the dance floor above. Star, tottering in a pair of dangerously high heels, came down the steps in a sideways shuffle. “Hey, where did you come from?”

For all the worry over familiar faces, she looked surprisingly grateful to see one, like a thirsty girl who hadn’t admitted it now laying eyes on a glass of water and gulping for all she was worth. She was a little gaunt, but nothing too drastic. There was make-up to the nth degree, and an outfit that could put a peacock’s colors to shame, but she was Star to anyone who wouldn’t recognize much difference.

"He's cute," the redhead nodded with a warm smile and hook of thumb towards the towering inferno. She took the stairs two at a time to meet the blonde half-way. Those shoes were made for walking, but not a climb down the Mount Everest of stairs. "Can he walk while he chews Dentyne or is that mutually exclusive?"

Deanna noted a slight change from her previous encounter with Star, something she couldn't put her finger on. "So," she continued, and offered the woman a small hug. "Save any damsels from whirlwinds lately?"

The blonde put a hand on the well-worn banister, and another through her hair. “No, but I’ve been out of town, so I don’t blame me.” She caught her breath and, for the first time, wondered why Deanna had come around. True, vampires did time in night clubs, but there were plenty of venues more suited to their appetites than hers. The Witching Hour fed its tills on a mainstream diet of tourists’ cash and the excess wallet weight of young, nouveau riche Vegas socialites.

“What about you? Any close calls with industrial strength Hoovers from Hell?”

It had to be the outfit. Deanna just didn't see Star as comfortable wearing Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Raincoat. Okay that just brought bad images of old men in burlesque theatres. Not fair, brain. Not fair at all.

"Me personally? No, though I did stake out a pretty nifty barbecue. Love slow-roasted pig, yess'm." She was still astonished at how something so large as firebombing a police station in one of America's biggest cities barely got any play. Blow up an airport and it's over the news for months. People chose the oddest things to focus on.

Deanna lightly chewed her bottom lip. "But my girl? Who I never got to introduce you to by the way, and mea culpa, bad vampire. She's gone missing with a mutual friend of ours. Leah."

Star chewed her thumb cuticle and furrowed her eyebrows. “Well what do you mean missing, like...ran off for an impromptu girly love fest or actually... poof?” The onomatopoeia accompanied a flick of her fingers, which then drifted off to one side, still wiggling. She frowned. “I had Leah pegged for a dick chick.”

Maybe if you were a succubus, you’d sling it just about any old direction. And if so, wow, could Star get a permission note like that?


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